Face Racers: Photo Finish (3DS)

"Hey Dick," 

"Yes reader?" 

"Mario Kart 7' is out now, isn't it?" 

"It sure is and it looks really good!" 

"That's cool, but what if I want a similar game that's made by a company that specializes in sad licenses like 'Greg Hastings Paintball' and games like 'Zoo Hospital' that are designed to pander to little girls so they don't even have to be good to sell." 

"Well there's 'Face Racers' I guess. It's a cart racing game that's coming out the same week as 'Mario Kart 7' despite looking far crappier." 

"But I hear you can take a picture and make that your in-game avatar." 

"Yeah but..." 

"So I could totally take a picture of myself naked so when my roommate picks up his 3DS to play he has to see my donger?" 

"Get off my blog."